I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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