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We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
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