Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Success! We fucked roommates!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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