Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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