how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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