We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
there is puke in my bra ... again
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