remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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