when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
being pregnant is like rehab
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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