I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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