I'm going to rape someone's good day.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When are your genitals available?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
The air taste purple.
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