Dual....:-)
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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