we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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