I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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