Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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