her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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