How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize