Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
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If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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