In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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