I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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