K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
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