But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You pole danced in your parka.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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