the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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