She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
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