You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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