Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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