I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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