and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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