I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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