i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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