So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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