Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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