nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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