He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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