Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I just want to make out with him forever
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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