dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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