They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Less talking, more tequila
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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