I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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