batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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