Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
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