If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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