Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
