Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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