I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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