doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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