Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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