from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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