he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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