Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
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By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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