i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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