I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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