I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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