people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
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I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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