garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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