Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
