On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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