Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
